Monday, November 29, 2010

Underage Texting

Eating Lunch.
"Oh!" Reaches into back pocket, pulls out imaginary phone.
"Issa text message from Jimmy. Here, tan you read it to me?"
Hands me the phone. "What does it say?" I ask.
"It says: I luv you forever. I'm at Kylie's birfday party."
"Oh? Great."
"Now tan you write a text back?"
"Uh, sure. What do I write?"
"You tan say: I am tumming to da party soon. Bye."
I press 'buttons' on my palm and hand it back to him.
"Tanks, Mom." Returns phone to back pocket.

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