Saturday, March 7, 2009

Rejected Canadian Provincial Tourism Slogans

You can find them all here, but these are by far my favorites:

British Columbia - Drought-free for 2 billion years now
Alberta - All your oil are belong to us
Saskatchewan - Where no man can leap to his death
Manitoba - The centre of Canada (geographically, anyway)
Ontario - Dictating Canada's political agenda for over a century
Quebec - Begrudgingly Canadian since 1863
New Brunswick - Much better than Old Brunswick
Nova Scotia - More Scottish than the Scottish
Newfoundland - We keep it in the family
PEI - A million Japanese tourists can't be wrong
Nunavut - The friendliest 10 people in Canada
Northwest Territories - Hypothermia Builds Character
Yukon - Cold? Yukon say that again.

(guffaw, guffaw, guffaw)
Then again, maybe you just have to be Canadian...

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